you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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