Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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