wat bout pragnant strippers??
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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