names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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