Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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