Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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