he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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