Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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