I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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