whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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