ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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