woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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