you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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