Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
