some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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