I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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