do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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