Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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