You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
