super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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