Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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