Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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