New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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