he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
worst night to have a conscience
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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