So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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