Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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