I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
