i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
