Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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