You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish you could order shots online.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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