Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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