That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Houston, we have a blender
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
