I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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