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go home
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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