He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I would ride that face into the sunset
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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