$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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