do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
3 2 1 whiskey
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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