summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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