I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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