If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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