Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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