Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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