So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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