I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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