Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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