woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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