i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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