I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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