Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
