Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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