Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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