I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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