Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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