ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
