The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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