Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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