Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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