I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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